REMEMBERING THINGS I NO LONGER DO
(FOR A NUMBER OF REASONS - ANY OF WHICH WILL WORK)
BACKPACK IN THE MOUNTAINS
SLEEP ON THE GROUND
FLY SMALL AIRPLANES
STAY UP ALL NIGHT FOR THE FUN OF IT
WHITEWATER KAYAKING
CLIMB TREES - OR ANYTHING ELSE FOR THAT MATTER
RUN
USE A CHAINSAW WITH ONE HAND
USE A CHAINSAW WITH BOTH HANDS
DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY
MEASURE TRIPS ACROSS TEXAS BY THE SIX-PACK
LIVE IN TEXAS FOR THAT MATTER
TRY TO FIND OLD HIGH SCHOOL BUDDIES
TRY TO TIE A BOWLINE KNOT
WATCH A HOCKY GAME
(WAIT A MINUTE - I NEVER DID THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE)
WATCH A SOCER GAME (SEE ABOVE)
DRIVE A BUICK
WHY DON’T YOU ADD TO THE LIST - OR ARE YOU ONE OF
THOSE PEOPLE WHO CAN STILL DO EVERYTHING … …
Drive a stick shift (although I would love a muscle car...go granny go!)
ReplyDeleteDrink all night
Dance all night
Wear shorts
Wear a bikini
Tolerate idiots (if you are at least a high school graduation, speak correctly) or shut up
Tolerate poor grammar(turning into the grammar police)
And the list goes on...