Monday, April 4, 2016

REMEMBERING THINGS I NO LONGER DO

REMEMBERING THINGS I NO LONGER DO (FOR A NUMBER OF REASONS - ANY OF WHICH WILL WORK)

BACKPACK IN THE MOUNTAINS
SLEEP ON THE GROUND
FLY SMALL AIRPLANES
STAY UP ALL NIGHT FOR THE FUN OF IT
WHITEWATER KAYAKING
CLIMB TREES - OR ANYTHING ELSE FOR THAT MATTER
RUN
USE A CHAINSAW WITH ONE HAND
USE A CHAINSAW WITH BOTH HANDS
DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY
MEASURE TRIPS ACROSS TEXAS BY THE SIX-PACK
LIVE IN TEXAS FOR THAT MATTER
TRY TO FIND OLD HIGH SCHOOL BUDDIES
TRY TO TIE A BOWLINE KNOT
WATCH A HOCKY GAME (WAIT A MINUTE - I NEVER DID THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE) WATCH A SOCER GAME (SEE ABOVE)
DRIVE A BUICK

WHY DON’T YOU ADD TO THE LIST - OR ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO CAN STILL DO EVERYTHING … …